Meanwhile, at my workplace, we had to evacuate over the possibility of roads flooding in a tropical storm.

I thought this kind of nonsense was a thing of the past.

Depending on where this happened this could be tried as sexual assault.

Not something you want on your criminal record.

This is why driverless cars are a bad idea, they assume that everything will work as intended and everyone will play by the rules.

You need a human to make a snap decision in cases like these.

I hope these men are arrested for sexual solicitation via coercion (could be tried as attempted rape in the right state), disrupting traffic, sexual harassment, public disturbance. Fuck em, or better yet, don’t fuck em, they’re unfuck worthy.

What were these morons thinking? I’m sex positive as hell, I’m all for bringing back the free love of the 70’s and the LSD of the 60’s, but not like this, never anything like this… Hypothetically bro say you do get her number this way?

The fuck happens next?

“Hey remember me, I’m the dipshit who pressured you into giving me this number by trapping you in your car via exploitation of its safety features? So I’ll pick you up at 7 for a romantic candlelit dinner and afterwards we could go see a movi…” click “Hello? Damn, friendzoned again.”

[Insert Steel Ball Run Reference Here Because Someone Mentioned A Paralyzed Jockey]

Anyway…

Human Greed is what’s obsolete and it is beyond past time to end support for it.

Hole horse? This a Jojo reference?

If we make the mistake of thinking ourselves more pure, more righteous, or less vile than the other man, we run the risk of feeding our ego.

We must all run with the knowledge that we as individuals are less important than a blade of grass.

Damn right!

Reject humanity! Return to fae!

They didn’t though…

I was shocked when my sister fell for a phishing scam that got her Steam account snatched. I thought for sure that her school taught her about those…

Valve will NEVER message you over Discord for any reason, ever.

One actually had a civil conversation with me for an hour or so to lull me into a false sense of security, it worked so well that I actually was at the kiosk to send him money when an employee rushed over and informed me this was a scam… I was embarassed a simple dialogue and faux-friendship got him far.

Second I brought up that possibility, the other person on the phone began threatening me using information he learned during the conversation.

He was almost a genius, though the more I pressed the more he fell apart… eventually he actually caleld me back and told another guy in the room “Okay, we may be able to fool her this time…” not realizing I’d already answered and was like “Bruh, you just admitted the scam.”

For the record, I’m the kind of person who typically just pranks scammers to get them to waste their time, so this guy was just stay good…

Can someone please fucking explain to me how people are saying Vance won this debate?

America is not a real country, it is three corporations in a trench coat.

They’re people in the business of entertaining people, nothing more, nothing less.

Mother fucker, I told you to put holes in the lid!

I think we’d be hard pressed to find media to enjoy if we needed to make sure we agree on everything with the author…

Just wanted to add that I don’t even agree on everything with MYSELF.

The legacy JK would have enjoyed if she just kept her fucking mouth shut and hired someone to clean the damn mold in her house.

We have all sinned, every one of us. Even if we didn’t realize it at the time, we see our actions years later and are disgusted with ourselves.

The time for purity tests are over, it’s time to admit that deep down the human experience is being a giant piece of shit, but it is also trying to cleanse yourself of such burdensome humanity and grow into something far kinder, far smarter, far more empathetic, far more patient, and above all, far more wonderful than a human being.

Sounds right to me

This is satire right?

The leader of it kinda sold out and started simping for Pizza Hut