Remove the food source and the spiders will go. They frequent certain places because the hunting is good.

So it begins…

I am altering my voice, pray I do not alter it any further.

record scratch

Well to answer that question we have to go back to the start of it all. You see when I was just a grub…

How about these?

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

You don’t want to do remote work for someone in Saudi Arabia making greeting cards under a 2 month contract? The interview process only requires you do 20 hours of work unpaid to be considered.

I vote he is doing the eat a pussy gesture. I can almost hear the “lap lap lap” sound.

Story sounds like vultures fighting over a carcass.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!

Disappointed in this truth.

Was the 90s, before the nationwide ban on smoking in public places and restaurants. Which I think happen very shortly after I graduated… I recall a protest about allowing smoking on campus at college.

Anyhow the highschool I went to wasn’t exactly with it. Basically was in the boonies and under the radar of national regulations. I kind of feel like they just let the seniors use the space to avoid conflicts with the aggressively redneck families that populated the area. Same went for all the lifted trucks waving confederate flags, no one was about to start that fight.

I just recall having a soda vending machine in highschool and being told students weren’t allowed to use it. This was placed in the lunch room next to where we all sat, not a teacher’s lounge.

We had a designated smoking area if you were 18 though.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I’M NOT HELPING?

Is that Taylor Swift at 00:05