No one in Hollywood or on YouTube recalls this. Everytime i see someone on fire I shout “STOP DROP AND ROLL” at the TV, but they just stand there and flail like morons.

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.

They were baked. They have a sprinkle of smoked paprika on top. I try to do humaning well by filling up my plate with veggies, but I’d be lying if I said they were anywhere near as good as the sandwich.

50F is the perfect temperature.

Do you have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

Do you have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

I used this recipe and it’s one of the best crusts I’ve ever made. Or eaten.

Yes but you have to use twice as much.

A muttshroom.

I’ve been told at one office that they didn’t allow patients to switch doctors within the same practice. Currently, I live in a very small town, and am on Medicaid. I’ve been trying to switch to the only other practice in town (my current doctor has made 5+ screw-ups with medication, and has declined to write down my information and make requested referrals), but they’re dragging their heels. So I’m not holding my breath that it will be any better. Anyway, I guess my point, apart from the rant, is that the system is even more fucked than you say.

We straight up electing Captain Planet villains.

I’m baking sourdough tomorrow.

Onions. I can’t eat them raw without feeling gross after, but pickled red onions aren’t overpowering.

For US news, I really like readtangle.com.

Because gays, duh.

“Ophelia, call the police!”

“Now playing Fuck the Police by NWA.”

Excess ain’t rebellion. You’re drinking what they’re selling.

New?

Here’s a great Ted talk from a guy who got pulled into the neo-nazis and got out.

It eats them up that democrats are using “freedom” as their buzzword now.