A slice of american cheese on the bun first, dog, then chili mustard ketchup relish. And then the spice.

Well, like the state’s motto says, “Unfortunately, Ohio”.

Afraid they’re going to like Pacey more than Dawson.

Probably won’t pay child support for the new car either.

I got banned from reddit for suggesting we give nazis “miniature pineapples”.

Cool!

I have two uvuulas. The regular one, and one underneath my tongue.

No parachute fees either

.world gonna ban the New York Stock Exchange now.

Ineptitude implies that he didn’t know what was doing.

Holding a grudge for 8 years implies otherwise.

And that was the last time Kansas City had local control of it’s law enforcement.

I’ve actually found some decent things in the garbage occasionally.

Subaru Outback. You should see the kids roll off that hood at 80mph.

At least he already knows where the office is.

Not to mention esperanto fans.

I keep a copy on my phone for just that reason.

“I SEE A RED HAT, AND I’LL SHAKE THE HAND OF THE MAN WEARING IT.”

One of America’s most popular songs is about eldritch gods living under the Appalachian Mountains.

Taco Bell Chilitos.

Is it too much to wish that he dies during his next plastic surgery operation?