Karaoscopy

Tuning

Now laugh

If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?

Rest assured, i don’t agree with it either, but as you say this seems to follow from the statement

We shouldn’t treat/cure cancer, cancer happens in nature and we’re a part of nature
We shouldn’t try to prevent rape, rape happens in nature and we’re part of nature
We shouldn’t try to limit animal suffering, animal suffering happens in nature and we’re part of nature

It’s the good old argument from naturalism

If i see you get attacked by wild animals i guess i won’t try to help you, wouldn’t want to go against nature or anything

I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun

But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!

Easy:

1. Kreb eat
2. Krab make baby krabs
3. Old crab die
4. Baby crabs grow
   And so the crab cycle repeats

Everything’s a matrix if you realize there is no spoon

Hey! Those are my ancestors you’re dissing you know

The image is obviously upside down
Standing desks is out, the new fad is hanging upside down like a bat while working

“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”

“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”

I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons

Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌

god: makes people, makes some of them gay
god: “how dare they be gay!”
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, that god fella

All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up

He doesn’t look a day past 80