Depends on the model. I figure about 2 ft. X 2ft. X 2ft. Is about average.

Each missile should have “Happy Holidays” painted on the side.

Whole house humidifier. They’re great if you live anywhere where it gets dry in the winter.

Imagine being the one who has to explain that Putin died when another person burst forth from his body like an alien.

Ok, but where is the Judean People’s Front in all of this?

🎶I am a lineman for the county, and I drive the main road. Searchin’ in the sun for another overload.🎶

I knew it! I was sure I heard John say “hail Satan, Lord of Darkness” when I played one of their albums backwards.

Then there’s the small group that just throws everything into Excel

Interesting. Excel is certainly capable enough but I would think data set size limitations would be a frequent issue. Maybe not as frequent as I would have thought though.

Translation: “If you guys try to move away from the US Dollar, I’m going to tax the shit out of Americans. That’ll show you.”

Mickey Mousenomics courtesy of a “very stable genius”.

The US will do anything but socialism unless you’re a corporation or wealthy individual.

FTFY

Well you see son, when a man wants to rent an apartment, deliver pizza, chill with his step mom and/or step sister, interview a model, ride in a taxi, or go hiking in the woods, very very much…

For fucks sake! It’s a three day special military operation! There’s still time! …As calculated by the length of a day on Venus.

“Oh shit! They’re shooting at us!”

“It’s cool. There’s only two of them so it’s going to take them at least thirty seconds to reload.”

Anti-tailgating artillery but it’s installed backwards.

He does make the best deals after all.

The same people giving you a weird look when you say “Merry Christmas” to them on December 26th (the second day of Christmas).

Yeah. This rings of tobacco companies trying to convince everyone that cigarettes are good for them.

I can’t relate to your question since that has not been my experience.

If I could only recommend one resource for learning about interacting with others, it would be Dale Carnegie’s “How to Win Friends and Influence People”.

You don’t have to have money or a brimming social life to go on dates or have meaningful relationships. You do have to make some effort at building those relationships though. The book I mentioned will teach you a lot of the basics.

I miss my LG Plasma. Sold that dude with the house because it was super heavy and I was too lazy to unbolt it from the wall. Still regret that decision.