Noxy

Can you share a news article reporting that the genocide has ended? I must have missed that.

Can you share a news article reporting that the genocide has ended? I must have missed that.

I’m glad this is clearly a satire website, because people have suggested and performed much much much worse in reality. A certain purveyor of corn flakes comes to mind

If you alone are satisfied then it boggles my mind that you would want to put your body through all of that and introduce all those risks

If for your husband then my mind is boggled about ten times harder.

Sorry I’m not really answering your question here, I’m just actually alarmed

thoughts and prayers

when there’s trouble you call DW

Unfortunately, features that should be standard, like headphone jacks and expandable storage, are now mutually exclusive with sufficient security.

You can have your SD card and headphone jack, or you can be secure*. You can’t have both.

(*security is never a sure, 100% thing, but on a smartphone connected to so many intimate and financial things it’s still your first line of defense)

Sellout and collaborator. I won’t forget this.

Wow, as a gay dude reading the comments here, straight dating sucks, why is it even like that?

elite but still need glasses huh?

Ok this one got a real, audible laugh from me

Yah I wouldn’t be as quick to try this return method if they could see a mismatch between box and controller serial numbers.

And yep, Walmart. I don’t shoplift and I don’t consider return fraud to be theft, but I do genuinely believe it is morally just to shoplift from Walmart. Probably not wise with how loaded up they certainly are with surveillance, but I am all in favor of anyone stealing from that fucking company.

Even if it’s just barely out of 1 year warranty?

Impossible to prove. Functionally unenforceable. But, sure, perhaps not technically a loophole.

Nonsense. It’s accurately returned as defective. If it’s placed back into inventory that’s a mistake. No different than the retailer placing a “legal” return due to defect back on the shelf for sale, and that would be obviously fraudulent behavior by the retailer.

Wow, five years. Great job.

If something you bought broke because of shitty design (like stick drift), buy a new one and return the broken one as defective for a refund with the box and receipt from the new one

Edit: added as defective

I will spend ten times as long beating myself up about not doing the thing than it would take to just do the thing, which should make it crystal fucking clear that if I could just do the thing, I would fucking just do the thing.

And then, if I DO do the thing, I will spend twenty times as long as it took to do the thing afterwards replaying in my head exactly how I did the thing and beat myself up over every little imperfection.

Sometimes I have to really hold myself back from editing messages that are perfectly fine because I feel like I’m being too random and thus need to explain myself and add context

And this is while medicated, too.

WAN show is like 33% Linus whining about any actual or perceived slight against him for like over a year now. It’s getting so annoying.

I tend to agree that they should have spoken up. Even if just for the damn clicks and views.