Ah, yes…
All we need to keep that industry running like the good ol’ days is a massive industry of government subsidized illegal immigration of easily identified persons
Ah, yes…
All we need to keep that industry running like the good ol’ days is a massive industry of government subsidized illegal immigration of easily identified persons
Loved that movie as a kid! I have an anniversary edition DVD of it somewhere, because my VHS copy broke in the mid 90’s from rewinding too much
I just hope they stay in the deep sea…
Onions, mushrooms, & mustard…
Sounds like my Philly steak order
Ohhh, no… I remember last time…
Apply directly to the buttocks!
Hogfather is such a great piece of work
Are you saying they should…
Let it Go
There’s no room at the ubiquitous self checkouts, and smartphones have made printed media more novelty than EDC.
Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could Yodel!
Wow, I’ve heard both of these with different punchlines:
Lettuce out, it’s cold in here!
Because it didn’t have the guts.
The old man’s name:
Inigo Montoya
Yep. Pretty fucked no matter which way you look at it…
Has anyone informed you of Sithrak the Blind Gibberer?
You’re lucky!
I once had one with a movement of 80 that could only cast Haste on herself, then forget she cast it and slam into Everything at high speed.
Dolphins are known to be assholes, and Orcas are really big dolphins. That beach dive move is like swerving to hit an animal in the grass/sidewalk on the side of the road.
If Trump decides to help Ukraine
Putin’s not going to let him…
With the president, Congress, and the Supreme Court all being in Trump’s cult I fear for global politics as a whole, and I’m not sure which country the US will be at war with first.
I was always partial to “Chill”
Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?
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