socsa

God I hope it’s nuclear war

Ravioli ravioli, give the stray tank a good home-i

But that’s my fetish 😔

Nah, happiness is 17 different Pho places within walking distance.

GAMY CHUM

Damn I was a bit worried that we weren’t going to get the decisive soundbite, but all anyone is going to talk about tomorrow is going to be the “did Donald Trump lose?” mic drop. Absolutely savage.

Ok but I don’t have any children in my house

That depends on where you are what time of year it is. I can get wings on sale for $1.99/lb fairly regular. The only fish I can get that cheap is tilapia.

We are all collectively trolling the prudes

“Fuck the homeless”

• Jesus of Nazareth

Secure your pork

I legitimately do not understand how people can spend that much time at home and not go stir crazy. That doesn’t mean I want to force people into a situation because of my preferences, but gaddamn, having no context switch between work and home feels way more dystopian to me.

Oh, Britta’s in this?

The fact that literally every society in history has had some version of the same mythology. I mean, maybe for the first 8,000 years or whatever, you could excuse this particular cognitive bias, but at this point it’s just embarrassing.

Mmm Soy Bacon

The problem is that this opens the door to far right bootlickers who a salivating at the idea of turning reddit into an even farther right shithole.

Heil piss baby Spez

I had a security agent at Stansted dig through my carryon, pull out my vape pen, give me a dirty look, and then put it right back where she found it.

90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess

Use the shower curtain