I’d personally be afraid I’d be putting myself on a termination list tbh, but others are probably braver than me.

Love and Rocket

Who or what?

Not to be confused with “shit”

10 payments of $66.60

It’s a fun notion but incorrect - https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Black_Friday

Later, PR efforts purposely invented the incorrect, more positive “etymology” (which is a very popular urban legend and false etymology that was even in Wiktionary from 2008 to 2015) that the name was given because this day is supposedly the first day of the year on which retailers typically posted profits (‘in the black’) rather than losses (‘in the red’).[1]

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I wouldn’t “agree” with a joke

I lose respect for you.

Nobody cares

The workers are stuck there until their shift is over either way. They also don’t get paid more or less if you pay full price or not.

Perhaps the most merciful thing to do is to not eat at McDonald’s at all?

Definitely not theft by any meaningful definition

To clarify, you need to go to specific check points just like the US-Mexico border. And you need specific documentation, just like the US-Mexico Border

So it’s not closed? A closed border would not allow any (legal) crossings.

It’s funny because he’s never getting to Mars

Not sure that’s going to happen.

A) They’ll probably opt to take the Hitler way out

B) If they don’t, they are liable to be publicly executed and mutilated

There’s no stopping this train. The US cannot save itself and no country is going to step in until we’re at a full blown WW3 situation.

Here you go

Nothing is sacred in this world!

Okay. Now it’s starting to make sense.

The first particle is free

It goes on burgers