• Chetzemoka@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    This reminds me of one of my favorite wholesome jokes:

    Guy is driving down the highway with 17 penguins in the back of his car. Cop pulls him over, shakes his head and says, “Man, I don’t even want to know. You gotta take these penguins to the zoo right now.”

    Guy looks forlorn, but nods and says, “Alright officer,” before driving off.

    Next day, same guy is driving down the street with 17 penguins in the back of his car. Cop pulls him over and says, “Listen, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!”

    Guy says, “I did! Today we’re going to the beach!”