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Oh great Oracle. I have sold all my possessions and traveled for weeks for your guidance. How can I get over the loss of my wife and children?
Oracle: *dabs then Naruto runs around the room*
O Oracle, why has there been a blight on my crops every year?
Oacle: “Dicks out for Harambe”
Oracle, I think my wife may be cheating on me. How should I deal with this?
I’m a certified freak, seven days a week
