Pfft, you make it sound like Louisiana “lawmakers” are just fronts for big oil and gas companies! Hahah! Like they’re so bought-and-paid for no one would even think to question it for the last seventy years.

I mean, yes, they are, but. Uh. You . . . also, y’know.

OOOHHH you think they’re opposing it because it will cut into oil and gas profits while helping the environment? Hmmm. I guess that’s possible, but. Boy that sure would be corrupt as hell and nihilistic to boot!

From the top of the Louisiana state capital building it looks like Mordor. It’s surrounded by oil refineries spewing dark clouds into the sky.