https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/05/08/ag-nessel-charges-attorney-stefanie-lambert-and-former-adams-township-clerk-scott

Please, can we just send him back to Venezuela with the rest of the Haitians?

Keep in mind this is “X, the everything app”. Musk expects it to be your one stop on the internet for everything, including online banking.

They’ll soon be back, in greater numbers.

Not true…

For my old phone I would put a drop of super-glue on the face of the USB-C cable, and let it dry.

If you mean he’s trying to shift the blame, you’re probably right.

Invite the Wendigo in, we need a 4th for euchre.

Does the beanie work though? I have a thin patch on the crown of my head. If I wore a beanie 24/7, would people know I’m going bald, or just think I’m a cool cat?

“Hey Jesus, have you been turning bread into fish again, or is that just Mary Magdalene I smell?”

Elrond: At least there are fewer this time.

I think the fact that Harris would help everybody is the dealbreaker.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-how-the-british-empire-186807534/

Not really a secret, it’s yet another military base. Probably used for enhanced interrogation™ during the Eternity War.

and also universal remote controls.

The system starts out as a big cloud of debris orbiting a central point. Each particle is orbiting in its own way, there isn’t any organization. Since there is no organization, most of these particles are going to bump into each other. This changes the speed and direction of the particles, some of them will clump together and most of them ending up gathered at the center of gravity of the entire system. This eventually gets large enough to become your star.

As the remaining particles become clumped together into larger items they will begin exerting gravitational pull on other objects. One plane of orbit will become dominant, and the remaining clumps will gradually settle down into their orbits, in the same general plane, in the same direction. Those that don’t will have their orbital speed reduced enough that the object ends up gathered into the center.

95% of all fatal drunk-driving accidents happen in the bathroom, or something…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hlW0W03_pA

It sounds like things are working exactly as intended.

Yeah, me too.

A/S/L?