I smoke all day everyday and drink myself to sleep each night. I’d consider both of those to be unhealthy.

Don’t give the furries any more ideas they don’t need help.

Don’t do this yourself but alcohol and weed. Lots of it. Unhealthy amounts.

Backwash is inevitable unless you’re not putting your mouth on it at all.

The whole turning off the lightsaber in combat being seen as dishonorable by the sith. The sith lie, cheat, steal, torture, and murder people to get what they want but somehow this is where they draw the line?

Never seen a guy complain about being called a male though.

There’s a reason rule 34 exists after all…

Should probably nsfw tag this with that panty shot.

Is it your mom?

On a serious note though this is always interesting to hear about. I’ve always liked the idea of several human species existing together like a fantasy world with all kinds of different races. Seems like our ancestors actually got to experience that to an extent.

I don’t think it was winter they were just on top of a mountain.

I mean to be fair that would probably be my reaction to. Hamsters have pretty strong jaws and sharp teeth so I wouldn’t have had much patience either.

The day James Earl Jones died I was talking to my girlfriend about him and wondered if he was still alive.

He was.

30 minutes later he died. Literally 30 fucking minutes.

I feel like I manifested it…

If you drink it fast enough it’s not an issue. Give it about a week after your first drink and it’ll be sour.

Or so I’ve heard…

Ya had to kill him.

The boy cried ya a sweater of tears, and you kill him.

Time to my joints

I plead the 5th.

Just don’t drink straight from the jug. The bacteria in your saliva will spoil the milk twice as fast.

Nah cause it’s the realest shit there is.

I can deal with sub zero temps but a windy day at 40°f feels like ice cutting into your bones.

I’m the bottom picture for both.

If you don’t tongue kiss the homies goodnight the way you’d tear into an ass we can’t be friends.