Because, unlike the last two times, he won the popular vote too!

Billionaires Club:

11/12/2024 - Elon Musk & Vivek Ramaswamy named to head Department of Government Efficiency

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivek_Ramaswamy

11/12/2024 - Steven Witkoff, Special Envoy to the Middle East

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Witkoff

11/19/2024 - Linda McMahon nominated Education Secretary (voted “Most likely to have a dalmatian skin coat”.)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_McMahon

11/19/2024 - Howard Lutnick nominated for Secretary of Commerce

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Lutnick

11/22/2024 - Scott Bessent nominated Secretary of the Treasury

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Bessent

11/30/2024 - Charles Kushner (Jared’s dad) nominated ambassador to France

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Kushner

12/02/2024 - Warren Stephens nominated ambassador to the United Kingdom

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Stephens

12/04/2024 - Frank Bisignano selected to head the Social Security Administration

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Bisignano

12/05/2024 - David Sacks named “White House A.I. & Crypto Czar”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_O._Sacks

12/10/2024 - Tom Barrack nominated ambassador to Turkey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Barrack

12/11/2024 - Leandro Rizzuto Jr. nominated ambassador to the Organization of American States

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leandro_Rizzuto_Jr.

12/16/2024 - Jared Isaacman nominated for NASA Administrator

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Isaacman

Also up there:

11/14/2024 - Doug Burgum nominated Secretary of the Interior - $100 million

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Burgum

11/19/2024 - Dr. Mehmet Oz nominated Administrator Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services - $100 million

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehmet_Oz

12/04/2024 - Kelly Loeffler selected to lead the Small Business Administration - $800 million

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Loeffler

Yet another made up position? Like DOGE and “White House AI and crypto czar”.

Voight is huge in right wing circles.

Gibson last seen here:

https://startrek.website/post/15899690

As most of the events are going to be happening inside the US, it makes sense to use the US date format, but I have no objection to that date format. I’ll update the sidebar.

And those turtles became so famous, that centuries later Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello would be named in their honor.

OTOH… I’m not buying cheese and I’m never going to start buying cheese. ;) Equally applicable.

Yes.

A radioactive container fell out of the back of the carriage, striking the boy in the head, blinding him, but oddly increasing his other senses, which is how we get Daredevil…

Wait until they find out how much space is on their 2TB SSD…

They have to personally attend the insuguration.

There’s no way they personally invade Greenland.

I don’t want you to digitize my handwriting, I want you to convert my handwriting to text.

Just got a replacement credit card yesterday, they don’t even put signature blocks on the back anymore.

To be fair, TikTok is not banned yet. There is no enforcement action against them. They are choosing to do this now to make a point.

Removing this, reverse image search shows several of the photos taken from 4chan, “atkpetites” and “archiveofsins”.

For the record, Portland doesn’t have a beef with adult content provided:

a) It’s appropriately marked NSFW.
b) It’s not, ahem, “borrowed” content from elsewhere.
c) It’s somehow related to Portland.

I mean, Portland is a strip club capital for a reason… I’m not going to be a prude about it.

Reminds me of an old video game that had a curse word filter.

You couldn’t say “Nice shoes!” because it would come out “Nice s****!”

Same for “basement” (ba*****t) and “Saturday” (Sa****ay).

NICE S****!