• @HootinNHollerin
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    1 month ago

    I’ve found the fastest ways to get religious folk that knock on my door to scurry in a hurry is:

    1. offer to listen as long as they like but only after they roast a bowl with you
    2. tell them to pay their fucking taxes

    Now if science folk came knockin that would be great over a roasted bowl as well