"Our cancer-killing pill is like a snowstorm that closes a key airline hub, shutting down all flights in and out only in planes carrying cancer cells," says the professor who has been developing the new drug over the past 20 years.
  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    11 months ago

    a drug that can singlehandedly wipe out enormous chunk of their earnings.

    that you actually believe this is both hilarious, and sad.