empireOfLove@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agowe all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbolemmy.oneimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1296arrow-down114
arrow-up1282arrow-down1imagewe all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbolemmy.oneempireOfLove@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareGraphine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoI schlamed my pehnis in the cahr door
minus-squareempireOfLove@lemmy.oneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoYou slammed your penis in the car door…?
minus-squareCobblerScholar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoYou slammed you penis in the car door
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoI did it to my thumb and I highly do not recommend. Specially if you weren’t the one that did it, the door manage to close and they do not understand for several seconds why are you suddenly shouting and agonizing for before they open the door.
I schlamed my pehnis in the cahr door
You slammed your penis in the car door…?
You slammed you penis in the car door
I did it to my thumb and I highly do not recommend. Specially if you weren’t the one that did it, the door manage to close and they do not understand for several seconds why are you suddenly shouting and agonizing for before they open the door.