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minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up93arrow-down1·10 months agoI searched for JRE the other day expecting a link to Java Runtime Environment. Now Google thinks I like Joe fucking Rogan.
minus-squareTheLordHumungus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·10 months agoJRE, you are a fucking nerd. Java is for bitches /s
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·10 months agoThis just in: 55% of women said they would not date a man that programs in Java. My response: “Really? How is it not 85%‽ Factory.Factory jobs have been on the way out for decades…”
minus-squareTheLordHumungus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 months agoI know what all women want… A guy who can escape Vim and save the file you are working on. Some spicier women do prefer a man who uses Nano, but beware they can be wild!
I searched for JRE the other day expecting a link to Java Runtime Environment.
Now Google thinks I like Joe fucking Rogan.
JRE, you are a fucking nerd. Java is for bitches /s
This just in: 55% of women said they would not date a man that programs in Java.
My response: “Really? How is it not 85%‽ Factory.Factory jobs have been on the way out for decades…”
I know what all women want…
A guy who can escape Vim and save the file you are working on.
Some spicier women do prefer a man who uses Nano, but beware they can be wild!
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