• Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      Can’t touch grass, too busy breaking down doors and bear spraying cops at my peaceful protest over election integrity concerns. Maybe next week after I’m done trying to kidnap the governor of Michigan, but it might conflict with Yet Another Lone Wolf Mass Shooting so I can’t commit to anything.

      After all, like conservatives loudly and proudly said at CPAC, “We are all domestic terrorists.”