• ultratiem@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    The eight men who attended the events said they were recruited by a middleman, who they described as having a missing nose covered with a snakeskin patch. The BBC has identified him as James Jacobson.

    What?!

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      9 months ago

      Y’know, I’m not one for victim blaming, but you’re not the brightest bulb if a you get recruited by a literal comic book henchman

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        9 months ago

        I had this running through my mind:

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        I need a henchman to recruit young men

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        I’ve assembled a line up and can’t stress the importance of it being just a plain looking bloak. No identifying features that can be traced.

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        That guy, the guy with the nose thing, that’s my guy!

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        heavy sigh