Do the UK old people have lead in their brains too? Stop voting for Tory shitbags.
We don’t need lead to hate foreigners, it’s our God-given right as rulers of the Empire!
Uh… I mean… “we value our traditions” or something…
Yes
Tax cuts for votes. They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.
Give the top 10% a tax cut or rejoin EU? Choices, choices.
How do you look at an election defeat and think: “That’s what we need. More of exactly the same.”
Easy conclusion to reach when you weren’t there to help common people in the first place
Maybe one day I will be making lots of money and will want to pay less tax. I better start voting tory… Is that how they think people think? Or even worse, are there people who really think like that?
I mean, that’s the US GOP in a nutshell, that whole “temporarily embarrassed
millionairesbillionaires” bit.
60% of the time it works every time
What a ghoul.
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This is the best summary I could come up with:
Rishi Sunak is considering a tax cut for the 5 million highest earners and reducing stamp duty in an attempt to ease the pressure on his leadership after two historic byelection defeats, it has been reported.
The Conservatives may raise the 40% income tax threshold after Labour’s victory in Mid Bedfordshire, Nadine Dorries’ former seat.
The Daily Telegraph reported that surveys have been carried out by Downing Street to ascertain which tax reduction could give the party the biggest political pre-election boost with the 2024 spring budget considered the earliest it could be announced.
The Conservatives are also planning to reduce stamp duty for their general election manifesto next year if the economy has strengthened, the Times reported.
A senior Tory told the Times that reducing stamp duty would be “aspirational” and improve the economy in addition to attracting middle-class voters who had left the party.
Official figures showed that public sector net borrowing was £14.3bn last month, lower than the £20.5bn that had been forecast by the Office for Budget Responsibility.
The original article contains 304 words, the summary contains 172 words. Saved 43%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!
Figured it was The Onion for sure…
