Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.

  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
    15·
    8 months ago

    Ok so to cheer the place up a bit I thought I’d share my Halloween story. This was about 30 years ago it’s still clear as day in my head. My brother bought this hideous mask thing, it kinda looked like a deranged werewolf, a whole rubber mask over the head deal with God ugly wild hair. I had not seen it.

    Walking down the darkened hallway at home heading for my bedroom, he waited in a doorway half way down and when I got close he said “boo”. Not loud. Just boo. Well I fucking shit and let out some very explicit language. He just walks off. I was test subject number 1.

    Come Halloween night (it was still daylight) he’s watching out the window waiting for some teenagers. Finally 3 poor unsuspecting children rock up and just before they ring the bell he flings open the door and in the most horrible Freddy Kruger type voice screams “Ya wants some candy?” They absolutely shat, screamed and tried to run then they laughed. He then has a chat to them to make sure that they’re OK. Finished up with “be sure to tell you friends”.

    He comes in satisfied that it worked. Asks “should I hold a kitchen knife next time?” “No”. “It’s not real”. “No”.

  • bull⚡@aussie.zoneEnglish
    13·
    8 months ago

    Dad kind of casually dropped during the week that I should go up to Moama this weekend for the day to take my new car out and that he’ll come, but it sounded like he was half kidding and I said nah because I’m over the pokies (Moama = pokies trip at the Moama Bowls Club). I realised last night that he has been home alone for a month and a half and doing daily trips to Williamstown hospital to see Mum and he probably actually needs a day out… especially before Mum gets out of the hospital and they’ll still be stuck at home for a while. Just called him and said let’s go tomorrow, I’ll come over later today so we can watch the Australia NZ game tonight and I’ll stay over then we can head off in the morning. He sounds very happy.

  • bull⚡@aussie.zoneEnglish
    10·
    8 months ago

    I offered to take over organising my family secret santa this year because my brother in law who usually does it almost had a breakdown last year trying to wrangle the old people who completely forgot who they were buying for.

    If you’re organising one; this is an excellent site to do it: Secret Santa Bash

    You can select whether direct loops are possible (two people buying for each other) and also add custom rules like X must/can’t buy for Y. It’s free and easy. You can monitor who has viewed the party and if they haven’t after a few days give them a call and get them to check their spam folder. My gmail address didn’t filter it out but my microsoft one put it in the junk folder.

    Oh and there is wish list function so you can give your secret santa a hint on what to get you!

  • Bacon@aussie.zone
    10·
    8 months ago
    the nukes have gone off  
the internet will soon cease
the millennial plays neopets into the final second of humanity
      • Bacon@aussie.zone
        2·
        8 months ago

        completing 5 neopets daily tasks earns you 20000NP. The individual tasks come with NP and items too. My neopet is currently bloated so I need to wait for him to not feel sick before I can feed him and complete the tasks. The day resets at 6pm.

    • Nath@aussie.zone
      2·
      8 months ago

      Fun fact RE: The Internet: It was literally designed to survive a nuclear holocaust.

      Networks at the time all had a central node, and any such node would obviously be a target for a nuke. So, the Internet was designed so that you could blow 90% of it up, and the remaining 10% would keep working.

      Unfortunately, I live in a city with both an air force and naval base. I’m less than 10km in a direct line to the centre of the city. Unless I get a fair bit of warning, our family is toast.

      • Bacon@aussie.zone
        1·
        8 months ago

        I’m a little further from the CBD but once they blow up the data centers and the lines internet is gone. I’ll have to wait a little longer for radiation to get to me.

  • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
    10·
    8 months ago

    Very pretty sky above Thornbury. Mare’s tails, mackerel clouds and curtains of ice crystals with blue between, all swirling about. If this was dawn, it would be incredibly spectacular. Wind is pretty strong though.

  • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
    9·
    8 months ago

    After owning my headphones for a few years I have just discovered that there is a compartment in the case with a usb and audio cord inside it. I had no idea.

  • Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone
    9·
    8 months ago

    Every time I think I’ve gotten a bit more used to riding in the windy, the wind is like, 😈😈😈, nope, FU!

    I swear, 90mins and it’s like none of my limbs are functioning now. Eating is an effort!

    • Taleya@aussie.zone
      2·
      8 months ago

      Somehow the winds in moorabbin conspire against me, i get a fuggen headwind to my location, then a headwind heading back home, in different compass directions. How. Howwww.

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
    9·
    8 months ago

    Whippers be snipped, concrete and bricks be stacked in stooks (or possibly stooked in stacks), and both green bin and overflow green bin be stuffed to the gills.

    thumps table MORE TEA

  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone
    9·
    8 months ago
    Gaza

    There’s a complete internet and cellular blackout in Gaza as Israeli airstrikes are intensifying. Palestinians are being wiped out.

    I didn’t go looking for this information

    • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone
      5·
      8 months ago

      I think what’s wild to me is how divided this conflict is making people.

      There’s just a shitload of anger on both sides. It feels impossible to have a nuanced view on the whole thing.

      • Force_majeure122@aussie.zone
        3·
        8 months ago

        Yep. Most people want to be either ‘pro Israel’ or ‘pro Palestine’ which in their simplistic view means anti-the-other-side at all costs. I think Israel deciding enough is enough and ending Hamas is fair. I also think loss of innocent Palestinian lives is unfair, which makes things very complicated.

        • Quokka@quokk.au
          English
          1·
          8 months ago

          Do you think Palestine saying enough is enough and killing Israel is fair?

          • Force_majeure122@aussie.zone
            3·
            8 months ago

            I think there is a big difference between ‘Hamas’ and ‘Palestine’, and if you’re referring to the attack on the music festival and nearby villages, and hostage taking, then no I don’t think that’s fair.

            • Quokka@quokk.au
              English
              2·
              8 months ago

              Just a general question.

              If Palestinians attacked Israel would that also be fair for you?

              • Force_majeure122@aussie.zone
                5·
                8 months ago

                I think you’re picking on my use of the word ‘fair’, which is probably fair enough (heh). The situation is too complicated and obviously atrocities have been committed by both sides, and many attacks have already happened from both sides. You need to first ask whether Israel should even exist as it is now, which I honestly don’t think I know enough about to have a strong opinion. I used to think that it was an abomination to be honest. I think ive changed my thoughts to more like “well, it’s there now, let’s make it work?”. It’s from that perspective that I made my opinion in the previous comment. All that said i’m no geopolitics expert, just a curious observer airing my thoughts 🤷‍♂️

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
      24·
      8 months ago

      If the internet is blocked how do you know Palestinians are being wiped out?

      Also, wouldn’t it take many many months of target carpet bombing, just like what has been happening in Ukraine?

      • Bacon@aussie.zone
        6·
        8 months ago

        It’s densely populated. Imagine carpet bombing Melbourne Central all the way down to Flinders Street on a Saturday afternoon.

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
        5·
        8 months ago

        Good critical thinking, but push further. A complete blackout is almost impossible in this age - especially in an area that’s a global focus. There’s too many points of access across too many differing technologies. On a broader note, carpet bombing isn’t subtle and even if the area was a complete blackout, you can see that shit from surrounding countries.

        Area wise, it’s a small space. Different terrain. Ukraine is a sprawling country, Gaza is a narrow, dense strip. It’s the difference between bombing victoria and bombing flinders street

      • Outlier1031@aussie.zone
        51·
        8 months ago

        You do know there are journalists in the region who would have internet access right? Palestine also barely had any infrastructure to begin with. It’s carpet bombing doesn’t take long when your bombing a city that has been carpet bombed about fifty times already and has been unable to rebuild. What an ignorant take on the situation.

        • Taleya@aussie.zone
          6·
          8 months ago

          Aiii, what’s the point of the ignorant comment. Seagoon isn’t a random bad faith troll, they’re a reg. Don’t be punitive. Help them understand or skate on by.

  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone
    9·
    8 months ago

    Introducing last nights’ STASH™

    got everything used up no waste even with an elevated BAC. I do need to clean the kitchen now :(