🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoAnon enforces automotive safetysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1imageAnon enforces automotive safetysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoYou’re going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don’t put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he’s doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoAlways be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less. This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.
You’re going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don’t put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he’s doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.
Only break one law at a time.
Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.
This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.