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minus-squareasteriskeverything@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·7 months agoI mean jello with fruits and whipped cream doesn’t sound offensive? I guess just calling it a salad could be.
minus-squareSlowy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-27 months agoUnfortunately miracle whip is more like a tangy mayonnaise and it has no business in a dessert
minus-squareevranch@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoLol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that! Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck
minus-squareasteriskeverything@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoColored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing. Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·7 months agoYou forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma.
I mean jello with fruits and whipped cream doesn’t sound offensive? I guess just calling it a salad could be.
Unfortunately miracle whip is more like a tangy mayonnaise and it has no business in a dessert
Lol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that!
Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck
Colored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing.
Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense
You forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma.