Apparently the risk of penile fractures is highest on December 25, maybe because everyone is in a good mood and the sex gets a little too rigorous…

So what naughty fun have you all been up to? Since Jan 1 falls on a Monday, anything New Years morning will count for this update too. That way we get both Christmas and New Years together ;-)

  • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
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    6 months ago

    No sexy fun per se :-\ however:

    • I ordered a few key pieces to furnish my place properly. I think spending $15,000 on a chandelier, sofa, and dining table is kinda naughty :-)
    • J and I texted and we both said we like each other! :-D
    • My sister posted my info in a Facebook group for physician dating, along with my number, and I have about a dozen women that all are blowing up my phone to meet in the next few weeks. Some of them are pretty cute, too. :-)
    • Getting back into Hinge, and I’m just going to accept that more of my matches are men than women. So many guys who are attractive, smart, have great careers, and are bottoms/vers bottoms :-P
    • flute@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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      6 months ago

      Bruh if spending $15k on furniture ain’t naughty, then I don’t know what is!!

      Also, love to see the progess with you and J! I hope it turns into something beautiful!