It’s time for us to come clean. There is, indeed, a secret conspiracy about COVID-19 vaccines, and yes, it even involves lizard people. But there’s a twist! (What kind of conspiracy theory would it be without a twist?) It turns out that it’s not the COVID-19 vaccines that are being foisted upon an unwitting populace, but anti-vaccine misinformation! Yes! The anti-vaxxers are the conspiracy!

From the lizard people.