• FragrantOwl@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1361·
    4 months ago

    This is just poor transcription.

    The full conversation was as follows:

    Officer 1: “I like those big cats.”

    Officer 2: “Yeah? Tigers or leopards?”

    Officer 1: “Which is spotted?”

    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
      82·
      4 months ago

      I thought it was about gardening

      Officer 1: There’s a garden of nightshade

      Officer 2: That could be tomatoes or potatoes

      Officer 1: Which is potted?

      • cbarrick@lemmy.worldEnglish
        50·
        4 months ago

        Definitely a crossword.

        Officer 1: Thirteen down. Ten letters. Another name for a cauldron. Starts with ‘w’, ends with ‘t’.

        Officer 2: That’s a witches’ pot, Ted.

        • tpihkal@lemmy.world
          161·
          4 months ago

          Officer 1: You heard about that massive flying butt plug…

          Officer 2: You don’t believe that shi…

          Officer 1: Which was spotted.

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
        181·
        4 months ago

        Pretty sure it was: Officer 1: arrest that stoner, he pirated Oppenheimer!

        Officer 2: I got two guys here chief, both look like the hacker type, using something in their phones called “Lemmee?”

        Officer 1: Which is pothead?