1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

addendum:

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOP
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    4 months ago

    meant to make eggplant parm but got mixed up and next thing you know I was deep throating that sucker. Dinner was ruined.

    Yes you see what I mean! Perfectly understandable mix-up, it’s bound to happen to all of us eventually.