Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 months agoTry me bitchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down13
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minus-squarebutter@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoGood luck reading it without taking a long enough break for the genie to think you finished the wish. Or mispronouncing a word and changing the meaning completely.
minus-squareReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago“I wish for you to carry out the instructions in this booklet, in their entirety”
minus-squareninja@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoGenie goes into the booklet and comes back out carrying a large pile of small 2d letters and drops them at your feet. I don’t know why you needed a blank booklet so badly, but all the instructional text was carried out of it.
Good luck reading it without taking a long enough break for the genie to think you finished the wish. Or mispronouncing a word and changing the meaning completely.
“I wish for you to carry out the instructions in this booklet, in their entirety”
Genie goes into the booklet and comes back out carrying a large pile of small 2d letters and drops them at your feet.
I don’t know why you needed a blank booklet so badly, but all the instructional text was carried out of it.