• BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    When you’re deepthroating the boot, do you prefer the taste, or is it the texture you enjoy? Genuinely curious

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          1 month ago

          Oh damn you got me. I’m going to be thinking about the level of wit in that comeback for years. Know that today you have made a real and meaningful difference to the life of a total stranger.

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            1 month ago

            Finally, some recognition. I hate when I hit someone with an epic sick burn and they just pretend it didn’t absolutely shatter their perception of themselves and the world around them

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              1 month ago

              Be proud, from this day forth I am pro-crime. Down with the stable order of society, down with altruism, down with natural law, down with the entire concept of not being a complete cunt to other people in our community.

              I dream of one day being able to have the level privilege needed to shit on people who work minimum wage jobs and not feel an iota of shame for doing so. God that must feel great.