A train was travelling through Europe, and four passengers were riding in the same carriage. There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, an old woman and a young woman.

The train eventually passed into a tunnel, and the lights on the train failed to turn on. In the darkness, a loud slap was suddenly heard. When the train emerged in the sunlight, the Frenchman was holding his sore cheek.

The old woman thought “That Frenchman must have copped a feel of the young woman in the dark, and he got what’s coming to him.”

The young woman thought “That Frenchman must have groped the old woman thinking it was me, and he got what’s coming to him.”

The Frenchman thought “That Englishman must have groped the young woman in the dark and she thought it was me! Unfair…”

The Englishman thought “I hope another tunnel comes along so I can slap that frenchie again.”