In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

Love is looking at weird lumps and bumps on or around your person’s genitalia. Actually, love might be being comfortable enough to ask someone to checkout that mole on your taint.

This is ridiculous and I love it. Good luck, hope you win!🍀

Thank you for your service 🫡

I have scars / bumps on my legs that I am self conscious about. I wanted to wear a dress to a party in mid summer. Two months of extreme effort to moisturize and not scratch and I thought they looked pretty darn good … For me at least. My niece asked why I had polka dots on my legs within two minutes of greeting me. Kids just be spittin’ truth. So I cover my legs.

That tummy wants to play floof or fat.

Sounds like the start to a yummy gravy lol

Reddit, but I won’t post or engage there on principle.

I love hoya blooms! So pretty take another at full bloom 😍

I fucking hate dandelions, I hate herbicides a shit ton more though. I planted clover and other ground over to compete with the dandelions and to feed the bees. My husband and I go out picking dandelions any day it’s not raining and we see yellow in the yard. It’s kinda fun to see who can get the longest thickest root 😉

I saw an ad on Facebook years ago for a Distant World’s concert happening in my area. I clicked and bought tickets. This was the only time I’ve knowingly clicked an ad.

I just learned my 60 year old mother in law has been moonlighting as a janitor. Only learned because she injured herself in exhaustion. Her reason: needed the cash for her student loans.

I fucking love Ever After. It’s my sick time movie

Rose garden represent.

I’m quitting the Internet early today. It’s good to end the day with a win every once and a while. Thanks Orcas 😘

I’m lazy AF, so I just give it a gooood rinse in hot water after every use. I will say it is one more step than the soda stream but there is the added benefit that you never will need to play against the clock when dumping syrups it after you’ve carbonated. I always ended up with a sticky mess after failing to seal in time with the soda stream.

I can’t agree more! I have tried both soda stream and drinkmate and would recommend the drinkmate. It’s just better, you can fizz juice and non-water drinks. Soda stream is also a consumer boycott target if you don’t want to support the genocide in Palestine. 😬

And me! I’m an ear-fucking pervert!