Yes, I know

I figured, I was just saying if it was real

That would overload any outlet you stick it into. And even if it doesn’t, it would probably cause the wiring in your walls to get really fucking hot really fast

COMIN’ IN TO SAVE THE MOTHA’FUCKIN’ DAY! YEAH!

“People who boast about their IQ scores are losers”

• Stephen Hawking

if I found out I was 100% British I’d be disappointed too. America number 1!

No, because America won those wars. Are you mad?

most British food is gross.

all that food and you only shat out a little log like that?

That’s not even half of what one of my breakfasts will do to my toilet

I haven’t heard any of the boomers around me complain about that in a long time.

If anyone says “happy holidays” they just say “Merry Christmas” and leave it at that.

what are you talking about? my cats love it when I rub my face against their faces

one of the best movies ever made

You’re a statistic with an advertisement in your home and you’ll still be making money for them.

They’re not making any money off me after the first sale. I have an ad-blocking DNS in my router and a system-wide adblocker on every PC I have

there’s userscripts you can get for adguard for windows and tampermonkey that allow you to watch age-restricted stuff without being signed in.

Why can’t invidious and piped do that?

get an antivirus that actually works and then use either policy plus or group policy to delay windows updates

Delay feature updates by 365 days

Delay quality updates by 30 days

semi-annual channel

Disable preview builds

then use O&O shutup10 ++ to disable the bullshit and you’re golden.

I would go into the pet section and buy some collars and leashes too. Then I’d smile at the cashier and say I’m having a party. And I’d buy like…10 packs of condoms along with them, maybe some lube too

Make the fatties angry, they can’t catch you

It’s that way right where I’m pointing

I think all crustaceans piss out their faces.

DENTAL PLAN!