Of course it’s fucking Japan. Man we never should have nuked that place. I mean sure we got Godzilla out of it, but they’re frickin obsessed with nightmarish, uncanny better robots.

I think they already started that villain arc with Loki.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Soundblaster. They have that stupid card a Transformer name and none of us ever questioned it.

As a Chicagoan currently living out at the fringes of a collar county, this pleases me greatly. Too bad I’ll probably die of old age before it spreads this far though.

A lot of them haven’t changed much in the last few centuries either. Law is a pretty arcane thing. I also suspect they don’t want most people to understand it too well. If the legal system is a confusing, overcomplicated, bureaucratic nightmare, then the lawyers will always have job security and charge stupidly high rates for their work.

I mean my grandmother did too. It was gross when she did it, but not surprising. Old people are frickin weird.

What the hell makes you think they wouldn’t exploit it _regardless_of they thought they could get away with it? Diamonds are a limited but abundant resource and look how much the industry has inflated their price. Enough that if Russia decided to flood the market their entire bullshit business model would collapse. So if Netflix could somehow open enough of the popcorn industry then they would absolutely charge more for it. Any company would. That’s how capitalism is designed to work.

Once their share of the popcorn market caps out they’ll lose the rights to all the good flavors and then raise the price.

Well it’s not like there’s an ecosystem there to fuck up. The lunar surface should kill just about anything we could poop out onto it. And if the problem is how it looks, just dunno it on the dark side where China set up shop. They’re used to being a shitty government already.

That’s because Big News has to play the government’s BS have it else lose access to government info. They’re beholden to the powers that be. Also their bosses are also paying this politicians so the reporters have to lay off it get fired.

Not to be confused with Faux News; they’ve been a propaganda engine since day 1.

Hey, Chicago food is way better and the child weather kills all the bugs every year. Don’t be a wimp, move north. Or what your kids will have to anyway thanks to climate change. Oh yeah, we’ve never had a hurricane up here.

Ah yes, relying on mercenaries. Just like the Russians. There’s a millennia-long tradition of it of course. Just be sure to pay them, or suffer the fate of Rome you will.

JFC just give it an LCD screen head that makes emojis and knock this uncanny valley shit off. I’d rather have Codsworth or R2D2 than this homunculus or some latex-faced simulacrum.

I’ve got somewhat oversized lungs - not like a medical condition, just what you could call “leather lungs.” So when I sneeze, it’s sometimes actually painful. It kinda sucks.

That would be hilarious to see. Vomit-inducing and nightmarish, but hilarious.

Joke’s on them, when I have to use cheap TP I have to use 3x as much because it’s such cheap trash.

That’s what your coke nail is for.

Because it’s statistically likely that any given person will hate one or both of those foods. I know I do!

You say that like somebody who’s never had to choose between rent and food before.