If you aren’t trolling, all that fun you have at parties is limiting your life span.

Yea, it isn’t hard to beat someone on that though…

And none of us can afford the really good care, we go broke trying to afford the over worked, beaten down healthcare staff doing the best they can with what little they have.

You’ve got it all wrong, the farmers will pay, the prices go up, they still lose 100 bucks a cow, and the milk company makes the extra .10 a gallon. Capitalism in action.

That was more interesting than I thought it would be, thanks.

Actually some countries with the highest suicide rates have decent gun control. Japan isn’t in the top 10, and South Korea is the Asian country with high suicide rates and has strong gun control. Here are the 2024 countries with the most suicides per 100k, and the USA/Japan for reference.

Lesotho 72.4

Guyana 40.3

Eswatini 29.4

South Korea 28.6

Kiribati 28.3

Micronesia 28.2

Lithuania 26.1

Suriname 25.4

Russia 25.1

South Africa 23.5

#23 USA 16.1

#25 Japan 15.3

Here are the estimated guns owned per hundred residents

Lesotho 4.8

Guyana 15.8

Eswatini 4.8

South Korea 0.2

Kiribati 0.8

Micronesia 0.7

Lithuania 13.6

Suriname 15.9

Russia 12.3

South Africa 9.7

USA 120.5

Japan 0.3

I would need to graph this data for every country and year over year to see if there is a correlation. It would be hard to extrapolate especially considering so many different cultural beliefs on suicide and gun control/ownership.

Cause that was the only option at the time, and since you have it, why waste it.

I have never died, therefore all previous data points show I can’t die. Good science!

I think organic memes like this are better than ones designed specifically to be memes. That being said, yea, it’s really not super funny/interesting/unique of a meme.

Yea, they will keep making more I’m sure.

Exactly what the mind controllers want you to think. They want you to think they don’t work, but I know, I know the truth!

As a 32YO, I get that reference! I think Lorena Bobbit is still pretty well known.

Also, part of the 21st…

It’s best to submerge it completely. A bathtub is the easiest option for most people.

I don’t think TSA dogs are trained to do anything violent.

He’d be really upset if he knew what is being done with his taxes.

When you give thirsty people water and they still complain… /s

American capitalism facing competition

I definitely would not have, but it would be nice.

Don’t forget rule #1: be attractive, or rule #2: don’t be unattractive