The front fell off?

I’ve been using Qwant for a while now. Better results than Google, that’s for sure.

Somewhere there’s some catacombs with dessicated corpses. I think it might have been Prague. So you could weigh some of them and take an average.

What do you mean ‘What if…’?

I love spice and I love my morning coffee. I might try combining them as an experiment but I own two coffee grinders for a reason!

Exactly!

Yeah, same.

“Look, I’ve built an awesome submarine, I’m like a super hero, aren’t I awesome?!!?”

“Sorry, but that won’t work in this cave system, it’s not a practical solution.”

“<long pause> You’re a kid-fucker!”

What a time to go blind!

I reckon there’s a pretty good chance none of this twit is true.

Kind of the same as with all federated services. I’m faced by a list of 80 or so servers (the majority of which are tagged ‘Outdated version’) and insufficient information to help me know which makes sense for me to join.

So my interest kind of petered out. Maybe I’ll have another look in a few months.

It’s a lovely thought but, no, I just want to fit in.

I grew up in Scotland so maybe I’ll go with the kilts and deep-fried Mars bars rather than the furry suits.

Someone knows how to get ‘engagement’ on shitter.

It’s not my faith and I don’t feel that it’s my place to share all the details but, broadly speaking, it involved a symbollic death, a journey through the underworld (and a real journey through some dark woods), and then the rebirth on the hill at dawn. I played the role of the final guide who helped her escape the underworld to her new life.

I have a friend who’s a massive pagan. A few years back she wanted to do a rebirth ritual. A bunch of us took her up to an iron age hill fort and we helped her do the ritual overnight. It ended with her being symbollically reborn just as the sun rose above the horizon. Fucking awesome. Then we all sat together on the hillside, eating sandwiches and drinking whisky and mead while she recovered from what had been a pretty deep, trippy, and emotional experience.

10/10 - would help a friend be reborn in the dawn again.

Gently poached in stupid.

“Are you also here to suck on the teats of Trump and Musk?”

“Yum yum!”

I expect the Royal Navy to come down hard on these perpetrators.

“The wife fancied a bit of bondage the other night. ‘Tie me up and do anything you want,’ she whispered alluringly. So I tied her, spread-eagled to the bed, and then turned the telly over to Match of the Day.”

Internet of Dongs

What a time to be alive!