I read this to the tune of “This is the end of the world as we know it”

I have 69 followers on YouTube. Where does that put me?

I had no idea this existed, and I’m from the area it’s about! Will have to give this one a look 😎

New? You never saw The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four, did you?

DC fat shoes are the best!

One of the reasons why I love being able to put images in responses? This sort of shit right here.

Barbarian encampment discovered.

^Kermie

I’m already signed up as I’m house hunting and I tried this to get a vague idea of where to move to.

This is what it looks like for England/Wales

No statistics for Manchester, though. I haven’t looked into why that’s a thing.

Edit:

A small section of Central London. It only tells you the rate vs the national average. The red in the population box at the top showing that crime here is more than 3x the national average (it doesn’t show any higher figures)

I wonder if he goes in with an archeological brush

1 accent, but 4 types

Seeing dinosaurs like this always makes me wonder: had they not been extinct, where would life in Earth be nowadays? Which one would have taken a similar evolutionary path as humans and start walking entirely upright? Which would have started utilising their surroundings to their advantage like humans?

Which could have turned into actual Silurians?

Of course the most fabulous looking cyber truck is gay 🏳️‍🌈❤️

At first I was like “This is AI art.” Then I noticed the watermark. Then I was like “No, that’s actually AI art… which is watermarked.” Jesus H Christ. This is where we’re at now 😂

Sometimes you have to look twice if you don’t notice it first time:

The cheese is dripping from under the crust

The front paw is 4 toes

The skateboard is pretty skewed towards the back end

Also, I don’t know how to say it, but the generic “look” of the art is typical of AI.

Mrs Brown off to tell her boys

I’ll just leave this motherfucker here.

[mental breakdown intensifies]

With the newgrounds link as well ❤️

Of course they’re all on YouTube nowadays

This is the kind of encouragement I need, comrade 🫡

I can use all of these to talk about a rousing game of football:

Newcastle United Fuck The What! We can’t lose against Man United again SoMetHing.

MotherFuWwer Joelinton misses an absolute sitter 😨 (Some internet famous Lorem Ipsum)

On my way

*Oh My What. Fuck This, Fuck You.

The Fuck What we’re actually winning Happy cat emoticon. Howeh the lads 0⁷(dunno how to subscript on my phone so this is the best you get)

>85 minutes later

We lost again‽ First Flayer Shooter!