The trick was actually that Johnny joined the competition in the first place. I reckon folks’ll get mighty suspicious and jealous when you’re lugging around a golden fiddle.

We hear about Johnny’s triumph, but I suspect that the story plays out in the devil’s favor afterwards. He just wanted to make sure that this fantastic fiddler was at the center of the mayhem - taking a musician meant to spread merriment and turning him into a tool for chaos, maybe even rending him from this mortal coil in the process.

He shows up in Oh Brother Where Art Thou doesn’t he?

Was… was that the Fiddle the devil used in the competition? Cuz if so, no fucking wonder he lost.

Do they feel good about it? Please don’t tell me they’re now the holdouts…

These older Democratic voters are feeling relief that Biden stepped aside

Thank fuck it’s not becoming a new issue.

I reckon that cornea there’s bumpier than a gnarled pebble judgin by the number of them there shimmers.

I too find that music and sex improve the experience of potatoes.

I’d hold off till we get testimonial from students (we already might have, AFAIK) and coaches in the rifle team before we turn “we have no record of it” into “it didn’t happen”.

The bullying thing’s already been covered so I won’t harp on that.

Stop watching WWE with them. They’re clearly imitating an pile driver elbow drop from the top of Hell in a Cell. /s

Edit: wow I really bungled that one. Elbow drop, not piledriver.

Say “dubdubdub” or “dubbadubdub”. “winwinwin” would also be acceptable.

“there” is a pronoun in your example. You’re saying “pronouns were not there” in a ye-olden format, and “there” is standing in for a place (meaning has changed over time).

'Way back when, yet still in memory, English had no pronouns."

I like 95 to 2k best.

Next Western Old Baroque Harp Mix

Ah yes, biblical genders: the penetrator and the penetrated.

The outrage is more that a label is being applied to them. They want it to be ‘women’ and ‘trans women’, where only ‘non-normal’ identities get a label.

The application of ‘cis’ bothers conservatives because it changes the narrative, from people who identify as their assigned sex being ‘the default’, into cis people just another state of identity with no more significance than the others.

I’ve seen others saying it’s legit.

Also would be pretty hard to substantiate or debunk definitively.

Concrete evidence would be, say, the tiktoker in question being caught out or admitting it was fabricated.

I’ll show you my source if you show me yours.

It might taste alittle different at this point.

Sure you can.

• Look under the water.
• oh shit a shark.
• shark don’t give a fuck bout no human, keeps on swimmin.
• you survived.

You could also survive a serial killer in a similar way.

“Here’s your latte, Sir.”

But also, you could take a small shark.

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm. Not a proponent of AI, but this is actually somewhat correct.

A well-documented phenomena regarding salmon are the salmon runs, where salmon migrate up rivers in order to mate.

They are quite often shown leaping out of the water to fight currents, to the point that grizzly bears have made it a hunting practice to wait at the top of rapids and grab the salmon out of the air.

It got the fish wrong. Though. I think that coloration is more like a trout, but in reality it’s a whateverthefucktheaifeelslike fish

• Mars
• Mars
• Mars

TERRAFORMING!!!

This guy watched that TechnologyConnections video trilogy on lanterns, 100%.

At that point, we’re just doing it to be petty. Not like we’re gonna reform him and make him see the error in his ways in there. It’s just punishment for punishment’s sake.

An assassination attempt was logical at face value, at least. Trump poses a threat, so you eliminate that threat, just as you would an animal stalking you. Of course, killing trump isn’t actually going to end this craziness.