“If you pass these bills, and reject womens care, women will DIE!!!”

“Pssshhhh no they won’t! Quit being stupid!”

women die

shocked pikachu faces

But hey, at least we changed a few sports team names. So that’s something, right?

Looks like these robots are in need of disguise

Please tell me she’s using grant money to conduct these science exparements!

Dude. You ripped him off!!! The price tag clearly says double what you paid! You’re basically stealing from this shop owner. Pawn shop profit margins are razor thin!

God dammit…I gave you a good faith upvote, and then clicked the video for what I assumed would be an amazing horse swimming video.

…dammit Rick Astley! Stop dressing up like a unicorn!

Why do you shop at so many weed farms???

What if I filled the room with lightning?

And yet I’ve never seen “Boob Lives Matter”…Where is the Dolly Parton representation???

Today? In this economy? With these printer ink prices???

If all it takes to horrify your palate is carbonating some pasta sauce, then for your own mental health, never ever ever ever ever ask a black person what “chitlins” are.

I would be ok with there being less of us around. I would be VERY ok with that.

No balls…no overies…which bathroom do you use at the mall??? Because I have MANY follow up questions, but aren’t sure which would apply.

Well, Hank Hill just logged off of the internet forever.

But…that’s realistically where they ACTUALLY are. If the grandchild is already inside the daughters overies, that means she’s already pregnant. Which means, in order to be selfish, that would mean she’s just NOT allowing a 9+ month old child to be born. Like the contractions start, and the mother shoves her hand in, and shoves the kid back up there.

“Oh no you don’t! You STAY in there!!! I don’t care if it’s been 96 months! MOMMIES STILL PREGNANT!!!”

How much is it? And how long is it?

Also, saw some clear SMW inspirations in that little clip too. So it’s drawing inspiration from all over. And was Santa NAKED??? Is that a power-up? Naked Santa cums once a year?

That tracks.

I don’t understand how Everette is so rotund, when he spends so much time whooping everybodies ass.

You’d think that would be a good workout. He does it several times a day. How has he not gotten to Scott Steiner levels of pump???

Now there’s a match I want to see! And I’d love to hear the numbers run on Scotts chances of winning when you add Kurt Angle to the mix.

Really? You never used kung-fu to disarm swat teams, killing dozens with their own guns, while never taking damage yourself? You never sped through your local streets as tanks shot mortors at your toyota geo?

You’re telling me your wife never saved you with rockets fired from a helicopter in a high speed highway chase?

Yeah…you didn’t read a single sentence of the comment you replied to, did you? Aw hell. What makes me think you’ll read THIS far into the message??? Tiktok is just what this generation has been needing. An entire generation of kids who don’t waste their time reading!

Ok, let’s say I have no interest in Jailbreaking my PS5.

What happens if I just don’t have PS+? And no intention of getting PS+? Will this make it harder for ME to play disc games? Or games I downloaded from the store?