If fighting is sure to result in victory you must fight.

Rules of acquisition number 30: There are no huMON feeeemales on the internet.

Lupus. He needed more mouse bites.

The CEO says afterward that he might have other uses for the Hacker.

I am just looking for an excuse to put on a maid outfit.

Do you want me to put on a maid outfit too, huh? Lazy bastard.

In a British accent: “Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?”

Salak turşu

He is probably jealous of the Starship Troopers guy who got popular again because of Helldivers 2. The Firefly guy is probably playing a shooter arcade with his laser revolver and the Battlestar Galactica guy is piss out drunk.

G’Kar is one of the greatest sci-fi characters I have ever seen. Andreas Katsulas did an amazing job with the character’s amazing writing. G’Kar has so many amazing quotes, and every word he speaks is so very poetic. This one is my personal favorites.

https://youtu.be/m7aKEmxE9nA

Basically: Anti-Terrorist agent gets instructed not to talk to terrorist, talks to terrorist and becomes a terrorist.

Finally, we can be safe from thought criminals.

I want my wife to fuck me.

Sorry I have bad England.

She is real to me.

May we all see the mauntain that lies behind the veil.

Have you tried eating less?

The intrusive thoughts…

Murray after duck taping shards of glass on his hands: “Time to put the dead back where they belong.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.