“The children yearn for the mines” -some goofball

Grandpa gave me some advice…

“Think before you speak. If you think while you’re speaking, then you’ve already failed.”

Thanks Gpa…wise words.

Lived in SE USA most of my life…the majority of the most ridiculous fundamentalists don’t have an inner monologue. They speak but there is nothing going on upstairs except life processes.

The way they cling to ideas from others explains why they cling so tightly…they never had one of their own.

Because of this phenomenal outlook they typically adhere to the first idea that comes around and dismiss everything else as false.

Critical thinking is not applicable to everyone.

Sucks when you want to play “that game” but the updates are gonna take another 20 minutes to download and install…by then I’ve lost my “that game” boner.

I never bother when the dm asks for a stealth check when playing an unstealthy character.

Just go along with the idea that I’m gonna get hurt to alay the detection of my comrades…

Dm: roll a stealth check.

Me: Wtf is a stealth check? I barge into the room like a bull whos balls are bound, sword drawn, heated breath, blood boiling.

He has got a cp dungeon somewhere. Only a matter of time before it surfaces…

You don’t win CoC…best you can hope for is to lose less.

In the future, you have to subscribe to use your specific genes. No choice in the matter because you were born with them, but big pharma owns the rights to those same genes.

Lizardman needs to get its skinsuit refitted…

Bet he has a cp dungeon…

The ole bait and switch…

I read all of the speech bubbles in their appropriate voices… except the last panel…it was Robert Picardos voice with Ricardo Montalbáns inflections…

“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”

Is my morning mantra…

High Ground

Whats Left

Red N’ Blue

Spin Kick

One and Done

They are both wrong. The prophet is Paul Muad’dib Atreides…Long live Muad’dib. Bi lal kaifa!

COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don’t know how viruses and bacteria operate either.

They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier…

Apparently you can’t be a fence sitter in a politically charged climate…

Love that movie…

Anything cosmological or having to do with the quantum realm.

90% of the mainstream media oversimplifies or just plain gets things wrong for sensationalism and profits.

Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I’m the hero tonight!