the pain of being nordic/german, you’re utterly incapable of taking anglophone metal albums seriously

“motörhead”, yeah sure, mote 'er head

wear patterns on statues is my favourite thing

lmao someone took it personally

have you tried reincarnating?

i want to live in a world where only those who truly have no other option choose to drive, and even a minor mistake in traffic immediately costs you your license and you have to re-take it from scratch.

It’s insane to just let anyone drive a multi-ton vehicle capable of going 120+ km/h for personal transport, if people are going to do so they damn well better do so carefully.

intent is literally a fundamental part of like, all legal systems.

This is why we have voluntary and involuntary manslaughter.

my neurodivergent ass communicating in at most 5 word sentences and answering everything with :thumbsup:

or like, the same fucking wires used for robot mowers

eternally grateful to live in a place where people are more likely to help retail workers do their job

on android you can get Private Lock which locks your phone and disables biometric unlock, when the phone is shaken hard enough

they roar

it’s not my fault those cut in half baguettes look so inviting

have you tried having extremely food-motivated autism to the point that your day is ruined if you don’t get the right food? as a bonus you get motivation to work out because mmmm more space for yummy food in my tumtum omnomnomnomnomnom

violation of rule 1:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/4051762

and this is why i basically ignore online shopping except for a few things, it’s utter nonsense and almost certainly completely automated with chatgpt at this point, you might as well donate to the church and pray that god puts your desired item in the mail before sunday.

food

yes it’s almost like that’s the joke!

Comedians who find it hard to strike home with “offensive” jokes should try the opposite approach for once, those whose jokes center around economic struggles and making fun of terrible people seem to be doing just fine.

people really love to forget that the american union army literally fought a war against slavery, The Battle Hymn of the Repbublic was written by an abolishionist and was inspired by John Brown’s Body, a song about a man who was so furiously anti-slavery that he refused an insanity plea because that would lessen his anti-slavery message.

Like man, how many people nowadays are going to war specifically on the grounds of ending injustices like slavery? People of the past were unquestioningly capable of considering the rights of others and recognizing that exploitation do indeed be bad.

i’m not a vegan or vegetarian, but from my experience with various plant-based proteins i honestly just do not see the point

we already have perfectly affordable vegan proteins that, while not identical to meat or even necessarily that close, are absolutely as satisfying to chew on and very tasty.

Really, all you need is a chunk of mostly pure protein of any kind and it’s doubtful people are going to much notice the difference if it’s part of a dish and they aren’t given a chance to study the protein in detail.
The only thing you’d really need lab-grown meat for is steaks, which are overrated anyways and like… god eating steak is such a violently bougie thing! The shelves with ground meat here are hilarious because the cheaper ground pork is constantly completely sold out while the ground beef is barely even touched, so i doubt people would even notice the disappearance of the steak that costs 6 times as much…

Very relevant video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR8M4zARBXY