I picked up a pair of xiaomi redmi buds 5. They’re like 30 bucks, and they meet all your requirements! They have an app, but it’s only a requirement if you want to custom configure the noise-cancelling, voice passthrough, etc etc. They just plain work over bluetooth without an app. The tips are silicon rubber and it comes with 3 sizes, so they’re replacable

Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!

In ye olde times, a toaster was basically the wire out of the wall, past the bread and back into the wall. It’s the most amount of exposed wire you can get

OP, I think maybe you’re confusing your algorithm with every else’s. Who are any of these people and/or things?

This isn’t for pillaging, it’s my looting axe!

The small Geldmaat machines have a limit on the number of bills (probably due to being really small). I think it’s like 15 bills, and they don’t carry 50 euro bills. So it caps at 300.

Also, you can probably increase that limit in your bank app.

The vast majority of ATMs are Geldmaat. Their page is here: https://www.geldmaat.nl/nl/diensten/opnemen/biljetten-opnemen/

I never found them to have limits with a foreign card, or at least, 550 euro was no problem last year, though you do pay a higher withdrawal fee above 400 euro. If your foreign card doesn’t use euros, it’s 5% for DCC (which isn’t exactly great either).

Define “from before I was born”.

Does that mean, “born before I was” or “died before I was born”?

I mean, it already exploded, and it’s not THAT far from the road.

If it were me, id set a new speed record for the fastest U-turn and gather several speeding tickets on my way to literally anywhere else, but I haven’t been living in a warzone for the last few years. People get used to the weirdest shit.

I’d love to visit as soon as they stop being fascistoid dickheads.

I went in 2010-ish, which is pre 2079 and post-ww2, so they were definitely dickheads, but both central Moscow, central Saint Petersburg and WAY fucking far outside of the cities is absolutely beautiful.

Get some surgical tubing.

One end up the nose, the other in your mouth. Don’t forget to spit before you have to swallow.

A neti pot with boiled (not boiling) salted water is great! In one nostril, out the other, and after 10 crappy seconds, my stuffed runny nose is clear for hours.

Exactly. The characters are in a pretty nice calligraphy font, with tapered edges and slight flourishes. The letters are in the ugliest block print possible.

I wanted to do a reread, and settled on the audiobook. If you don’t already know the stories, the audiobook is completely incomprehensible. The language is intentionally obtuse and the names all sound alike and you can’t even browse back a bit or check the massive lists at the back.

Why embezzle when you can just pay yourself an exorbitant salary?

“whole milk” is often skimmed, or occasionally, added to to make it fit in a certain legally defined bandwidth of fat content. It’s not unmodified.

Also, homogenization absolutely changes the texture of the milk. That is in fact part of the point, making sure nobody gets the crappy milk. Some people prefer it, some don’t, it’s a personal taste thing.

Those splitters? Pfff

True, but generally they ALSO skim the fat right before/during. You don’t have to though

Haha, maybe, but not what I had in mind. Slightly related though.

Is that a really big mess tin/small cooking pot on top? What a weird place to put it.