Tbf salmon do the same thing
Someone should let the CDC know the pandemic is officially over now that some LinkedIn rando used up the last of her failed attempt to scalp shitpaper.
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.
“Hmm, I’m pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it’s a sign I should try heroin.”
Yo dawg cat…
“If you care about President Trump getting in the White House, you have to get all your friends and family, everyone you know to get out and vote for him. But you may also have to swallow down voting for that RINO [Republican in name only], horrible, shitty Republican you hate … just so we can control the House,”
If I’m understanding correctly, by horrible shitty Republicans she means Republicans who aren’t horrible or shitty enough.
Didn’t think I’d read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon’s toes today, but here we are.
You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)
I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real
“Shh! Don’t tell the ants where I am.”
An excruciating number, yes
I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel
I agree, you are in the minority
Ooh is that a reference to Tim Minchin’s Storm I see?
Yeah, whenever someone comes up with a complex social commentary or political explanation for a Far Side comic, I just remember Cow Tools.
Spaceballs? In my Star Trek meme? It’s more likely than you think.