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That’s never stopped McCarthyism before

Then, you must find the mightiest tree in the forest and cut it down… with a herring!

The hatred for Tuvix however is 100% real and warranted

*Dramatic SVU music swells*

Contact!

Elmo can’t figure out how the LOD slider works

Bold of you to assume any of them read past the title

That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.

I think medium is right. It’s an unusual enough scene to narrow it down, but being a callback to an earlier episode makes it more difficult (you can see in the comments how most people are associating it with I Dated a Robot rather than Love and Rocket).

I’m pretty brave once you get past my macho exterior.

Oh Fry, I love you more than the moon, and the stars, and POETIC IMAGE 37 NOT FOUND

Hey gurl, you want sum blue?

“We built you a new one.”

Good on your mom. Lots of people say they’d pass on the money in that situation, but it takes a lot of chutzpah to go through with it.

xkcd: Nostalgia

why Luffy could stretch his arms out so far without breaking bones

Yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum

“You can’t send students into the forbidden forest, it’s full of dangerous magical creatures!”

“It’s fine, they’ll be with Hagrid.”

“Wasn’t he expelled for being reckless and irresponsible with dangerous magical creat–”

“Well, off you go!”

Surely this cabal of billionaires will be just the ones to put those rotten billionaires in their place!

Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.