I thought it had to be either a big number, or a small number. So, yeah.

🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

be me

get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

“dad where are we going”

“my friends want to meet you anon”

pull up to schoolmate’s house

it’s on fire

the firefighters are there

get to see my enemies die screaming while burning

get to see a real fire truck

mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better

He’s the messiah! Lisan al-Ghaib!

And sacred C4! Blessed be mighty O’Neill of the magic play-doh.

deleted by creator

Quelqu’un peut m’expliquer le rapport entre voter à gauche et le futur de Hanouna ? Ça sent le kamoulox cette affaire

Ajout : ah OK j’ai la réf. On a le droit de rêver…

M’enfin c’est une révélation que l’action politique repose sur l’engagement de bénévoles au niveau local ? C’est le principe de toute association. C’est vrai au club de pétanque, au parti, à la cellule syndicale ou au foyer des étudiants…

Mais non Éric ! Ça on le pense très fort, mais on le dit pas ! Ah mais quel amateur.

Le voilà le coup de billard à n+1 bandes de ce génie de Macron : dissolution de l’Assemblée -> explosion de LR -> Renaissance récupère le vote de droite -> le RN devient la droite parlementaire -> Renaissance devient le centre gauche -> Glucksmann joint la coalition -> Darmanin premier ministre de gauche -> ??? -> on annexe la Wallonie

Putain mais puisqu’on vous dit que Darmanin est un homme de gauche ! Il vous faut quoi ? L’ultra-gauche avec Attal ? Jamais contents

Vraiment de la merde cette édition de Pokémon

Currency to buy what? To buy gold of course, which was a famous Aztec staple. They were very fond of it. Never heard the expressions “I hunger for gold”, “as delicious as a gold ingot”, “this cake must be made of gold”? All proofs of the sacred place of gold in the Aztec kitchen. It is known, look it up on YouTube.

Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

Amazing, thanks for the pic

Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.

That doesn’t explain the gay frogs, at all.

I wonder how failure is defined (maybe it’s in the article). Because SW companies don’t really care about making SW work, the only measure of success is selling SW teams to bullshit customers for as long as possible.

Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I’ve heard.

(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)

Italian coproduction if I remember correctly, it’s a weird B-movie and I wonder how they managed to keep using the intellectual property for it.