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I know how long it takes to recover from birth, and 8 days ain’t it

I’ll give him credit if he can produce the original, historical “document” he’s talking about

Holy shit, do you think the kid’s gonna reschedule his development windows for golf? It’s his first kid, and he’s making a mistake. Doesn’t matter if the mom’s OK, him being absent means less familiarity with his own son’s behavior and needs. Why every mother doesn’t insist on massive father involvement during her own recovery from birth is insane.

One of the people who can definitely afford to not need to be away after the kid’s born. If you have the opportunity, why not spend the time with them?

What sort of person leaves their 9 day old baby to go play golf? What a douche.

The solution here was to live in a desert. I only had issues when visiting snow covered places or anywhere it rained.

Aren’t you supposed to be modeling conversational conventions so they don’t annoy other people with incessant chatter? Some people never seem to be quiet ever and probably needed to learn to let other people be involved in their one-sided monologues.

He doesn’t talk back to her? That’s awkward. “Remember when dad would take me for ice cream and not say anything to me while he messes with the radio?”

They do know that 9 is too late for many uterus carrying children since they will have already been menstruating by that age, right? Or should it just be a horrific surprise to them?

Trump can’t really go anywhere unscheduled most weekdays due to criminal court obligations so I assume he won’t put extra effort in to doing so anyway

So they are old enough to be home alone, but not have phone access in their home? What’s the plan for if they need to call out of the house? Go somewhere else and borrow a rando’s phone?

The real WTF is that someone died and they still carried in with the ceremony, meanwhile other graduations are canceled because of protestors who have yet to kill anyone

When you sell so many rape-themed t-shirts that you go ahead and create an entire RAPE subcategory for ease of browsing by rape-theme t-shirt fans

What, so the police can put anyone they want in a headlock but we can’t headlock back? /s

Seriously though, if it’s so threatening to get a cop in a headlock, enough that another cop feels they need to use deadly force to stop it, why are cops allowed to continue restraining someone who fights back against a headlock during an arrest?

Puffballs! Step on them when really dry and they make a satisfying POP under your foot

The audit that’s been happening for more than 8 years? At this point he’ll die before it ever gets resolved

Never ever date someone who’s not done getting their shit together. Like dating fellow addicts in rehab, it can only end badly. You want a partner, not a project. You wanna feel like you’re his mom and still have to fuck him? No.

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Would that not irritate the judge? How do you trust a defendant who lies about what they present as legitimate scheduling conflicts? They could just continue to make shit up and delay the trial. I’m sure there are plenty of excuses to dig up involving family he usually ignores who are suddenly in poor health, etc. Hell, he could hospitalize one of them just to point to…

He talks about supporting legal migration like his ancestors but honestly it’s way more American to just show up here and do what you want, how else would this country have gotten started if not for unsanctioned migration and crimes against humanity?