How to speed run your entire user base into hating you.

Good.

Damnit Abed. Do not roll the dice.

Don’t you dare disrespect Hologram Janeway! /s

But please don’t.

EDIT: Just to be clear my tone is the sarcasm.

It’s as if one major atrocity against a whole religious group gives the world free rein to ignore their actions. Just because a group is targeted for genocide does not mean they themself cannot do anything morally wrong.

Okay, but what did a HOLOGRAM have this knowledge?

What even is the “Deep State” at this point?

As long as we can still go to The Restaurant the End of the Universe, I’m cool with that.

Then why did a hologram of Janeway tell a bunch of kids she once was a salamander?

Sure, sure, you think looking for an intermix chamber of antimatter and matter that is not 1:1 is easy. What happens if they are simply leaking plasma from their nacelles? Or what if the ship is trying to steal your tech by luring an engineer onboard to repair “damaged” systems?

Or what if their warp drive uses an artificial singularity?

Hmm… doesn’t specifically basing any laws on a universally recognized organized religion by definition a violation of Church and State? Doesn’t explicitly stating a religious totem qualify as favoring one religion over others? Doesn’t this also violate the Lemon Test since it in no way can be seen as secular in nature to put religious text in any form inside a classroom that is funded by the state? Seems they wrote themselves the reason to strike down the law into the law itself.

I see military bros wear shirts that incorrectly quote Ronald Regan, “Freedom is a fragile thing and it’s never more than one generation away from extinction.” That’s from a speech on socialized medicine (arguing against it). I doubt they understand that.

Wonder if I can count on them to stand up and project my right to go bankrupt for my health? What do you mean you don’t know who Regan is? 😱 /s

When I was in middle school I remember the campus security (I don’t think we called them “security”) had some sort of lecture on the dangers of social media (this was circa 2004). I don’t recall details but they basically said the person in charge of security was supposedly lurking on MySpace to see what we were doing. Pretty lame and did nothing for seemingly nothing reasons.

I’d like to hear an explanation on “craft” beer. The term is largely misunderstood by the lay person. The Brewers Association classifies craft as small (6 million barrels or less a year), independent (25% or less of the brewery is owned or controlled by a beverage alcohol industry member which is not itself a craft brewer) and most importantly, a brewer (has a “Brewer’s Notice issued by the Alcohol & Tobacco Tax & Trade Bureau, or its successor, or control the intellectual property for one or more brands of beer, have that brand or brands brewed for it in the United States, and have as its primary business purpose the resale of the brand or brands it controls”).

What exactly from craft beer is being showcased for agriculture? Is the state growing some particularly notable ingredients?

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At this point it feels like a history of sexual abuse is REQUIRED to be involved in the Conservative parts of “Christiandom”.

Did someone just watch Blue Valentine?

I have a bumper sticker from the same artist.

I miss those days.